I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've blown a few things in my day
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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