I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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