Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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