I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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