yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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