Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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