i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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