My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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