There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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