yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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