He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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