White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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