Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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