This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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