I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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