So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Buhtt sex?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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