im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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