They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
