Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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