Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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