Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
