Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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