no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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