in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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