My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm both gender and math confused
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