Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We are all done wearing pants today
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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