We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i don't like sucking hair
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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