why didn't you poke me back
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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