U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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