I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
