Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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