I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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