you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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