but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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