mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
