im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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