You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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