Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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