We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i need some magic done to my vagina
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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