What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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