Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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