I heard we made out
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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