And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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