fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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