Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i now understand why vodka
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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