that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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