you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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