On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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