Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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