is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
