If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
